The New England Patriots have won every off-field undertaking with the New York Jets this week. Bill Belichick played it snotty while king Ryan ranted, Tom Brady(notes) looked stunning sway light of Antonio Cromartie's(notes) profanity and Wes Welker(notes) managed to make active witty of the Jets' coach being an undiminished press conference without once saying his name.
But while the Jets may be losing the battle of the press conferences, the New York media is election boost the slack in the duel of the manifestation pages. Witness the New York Post's proficient (yes, adept) Return of the Jet-I cover, which fronted a 16-page pullout domain of Friday's edition:
I know as greatly about "Star Wars" as Antonio Cromartie does about family planning, but here's the record of players-turned-characters:
(clockwise from center)
-- Bill Belichick being Darth Vader
-- Patriots logo seeing the obliteration diva (suppress Jets' planes blaring case authentic)
-- Joe Namath in that Yoda
-- Rex Ryan because Han Solo
-- Michele Ryan as Princess Leia (in her infamous slave shooting match)
-- Mark Sanchez(notes) for Luke Skywalker
-- Nick Mangold(notes) as an Ewok
-- Darelle Revis as Obi-Wan Kenobi
-- Various Patriots players as stormtroopers
-- Tom Brady as ... Tom Brady? (How did they miss the opportunity to turn he and his flowing mane engrossment Chewbacca?)
The Boston Metro had some convivial of their own, but those Rex Ryan jokes are toeing the pursuit of staleness. Advantage: New York.
But while the Jets may be losing the battle of the press conferences, the New York media is election boost the slack in the duel of the manifestation pages. Witness the New York Post's proficient (yes, adept) Return of the Jet-I cover, which fronted a 16-page pullout domain of Friday's edition:
I know as greatly about "Star Wars" as Antonio Cromartie does about family planning, but here's the record of players-turned-characters:
(clockwise from center)
-- Bill Belichick being Darth Vader
-- Patriots logo seeing the obliteration diva (suppress Jets' planes blaring case authentic)
-- Joe Namath in that Yoda
-- Rex Ryan because Han Solo
-- Michele Ryan as Princess Leia (in her infamous slave shooting match)
-- Mark Sanchez(notes) for Luke Skywalker
-- Nick Mangold(notes) as an Ewok
-- Darelle Revis as Obi-Wan Kenobi
-- Various Patriots players as stormtroopers
-- Tom Brady as ... Tom Brady? (How did they miss the opportunity to turn he and his flowing mane engrossment Chewbacca?)
The Boston Metro had some convivial of their own, but those Rex Ryan jokes are toeing the pursuit of staleness. Advantage: New York.
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